HEY JAPANAMANIACS!!! This is Axel. How you doing? I'm excited for this year's Chibi-Con. If you are too, then STRAP YOURSELVES IN, GET YOURSELVES A BODY BAG, START MAKING FRIENDS, THE JAPANAMANIAC WAY, AND PREPARE FOR WAR... err I mean CHIBI-CON!!!
And if you don't give damn, then I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. (Counts: 1, 2 ,10. Shoots machine gun with a sadistic laughter)
Keep the change you filthy animals!!!